Cleaning out the basement: What’s the craziest thing about this? A) The fact that I kept a 20 year old calendar magnet 😎 B)That not only did I include a PAGER number…but also a FAX number, AND my HOME land line number! C) That hair…THAT GLORIOUS HAIR! 😩 Bonus info: 1) 2000 was also a Leap Year! 2) At the time it was a lot more expensive to print more than one color, so I went with […]
Showing homes: One of the reasons my client wanted to see this cute 20’s cottage, was for it’s ALL BRICK construction. It wasn’t until we were actually leaving the property that we noticed something strange about the brick… namely that it WASN’t BRICK AT ALL! At a closer look, we discovered the exterior of the home was actually thin sheets of what looked and felt like roof shingles, nailed to the home. WHAT?! I’m going […]
Showing homes: Wonder what these people are having for dinner tonight? 😁🌮 Actually, This is more than just “Taco Tuesday”… At minimum, this is “Taco Mon-Fri”. 🌮👏🏻😍 I LOVE it!!#tacotuesday #yummy #nashville #realtor #tacos#tennessee #realestate #realtorlife#showinghomes
Showing homes: If I hadn’t seen this for myself, I never would have believed it. Wow. I am seriously considering making this picture the cover of my Valentine’s Day cards next year…
Showing homes: When entering cold, dark basements over the years, my typical line is “This is where you can hide the bodies”.😂 (I didn’t expect to actually see one this morning… 😳💀) Home Selling Tip: Remove all corpses from your home before showing! 😵🤦🏻♂️
Showing homes: You know your clients know you when you hear, “Oh my gosh! Adam!! Get in here…you’re gonna want a picture with this thing!” lol. Biggest Teddy Bear I’ve ever seen… OR cuddled with. 😂🐻 Cell 615.668.4663 / Benchmark Realty 615.371.1544 — at Adam Helton Realtor.
Showing homes: When I walked into this bedroom, I was 100% certain that one of two things had happened: 1) This homeowner, having overslept and forgotten about our showing… lay comfortably in their warm bed on this cold December morning 😅 OR 2) This homeowner, having died in their sleep… lay lifeless in their bed, and I’m about to make a very uncomfortable phone call. 😳Turns out, the homeowner just shoved some blankets and dirty laundry under the comforter […]
Showing homes CONFESSION: I smacked this doll in the head with my umbrella to make sure it wasn’t alive and going to kill me. It didn’t move, but I STILL never turned my back on that creepy thing… 😱😵 #realtorlife Cell 615.668.4663 / Benchmark Realty 615.371.1544 🏡💯
Benchmark Realty, LLC
License #258560
615-668-4663 Direct
615-371-1544 Office
615-371-6310 Fax
318 Seabord Ln. Suite 115
Franklin, TN 37067
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