Showing homes: When entering cold, dark basements over the years, my typical line is “This is where you can hide the bodies”.😂 (I didn’t expect to actually see one this morning… 😳💀) Home Selling Tip: Remove all corpses from your home before showing! 😵🤦🏻♂️
Showing homes: When I walked into this bedroom, I was 100% certain that one of two things had happened: 1) This homeowner, having overslept and forgotten about our showing… lay comfortably in their warm bed on this cold December morning 😅 OR 2) This homeowner, having died in their sleep… lay lifeless in their bed, and I’m about to make a very uncomfortable phone call. 😳Turns out, the homeowner just shoved some blankets and dirty laundry under the comforter […]
Showing homes: Seeing wildlife in Middle Tennessee is not unusual. It’s part of what makes the area beautiful and special. You just don’t expect an encounter with a GRIZZLY BEAR while showing the BONUS ROOM….. RUUNNN!!!!! 😳🐻🏡 #tennessee #realtor #wildlife #realtorlife Cell 615.668.4663 / Benchmark Realty 615.371.1544
Showing homes: Occasionally I see things that just don’t make sense. For example, why would anyone need TWO security systems in one home… or TWO tubs in one bathroom?! 🧐🤔 #weird #tennessee #realtor #random#thingsthatmakeyougohmmm Cell 615.668.4663 / Benchmark Realty 615.371.1544 — at Adam Helton Realtor.